UFO stories are attacking the metro…
9:20 AM EDT on September 10, 2013
Remember the UFO that attacked Norman back in May? Well, neither do I, but the UFO Examiner has the entire story:
An Oklahoma witness at Norman reported watching a boomerang-shaped object move silently overhead at about 1,000 feet with white lights, according to testimony from the Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) Case 47260 recently closed as an Unknown.The witness was outside in the backyard searching for the family cat when the object was first noticed about 11:40 p.m. on May 7, 2013.I looked up and saw a boomerang-shaped object less than 1,000 feet overhead," the witness stated. "It had white lights in a V-shaped pattern on the wings. It moved slowly from east of where I was standing to west. It made no sound at all."The witness stated he first thought the object was an airplane, but then realized it was not making any noise."It continued west until I could no longer see it because of the treeline."
First of all, I've already found a couple of holes in this guy's story. If the UFO was really shaped like a boomerang, wouldn't it just circle back again? That's what boomerangs do, right? Or at least that's what I think they're supposed to do. I probably had a dozen Nerf boomerangs growing up and could never figure them out.
Also, was "searching for the family cat" the best excuse this guy could come up? That's so bad. If you're going to lie about seeing a UFO, you should probably come up with a better setup. Say you were out hunting Sasquatch, being chased by the Mothman, or fishing for catfish at lake Arcadia. That's exactly what this person claimed he was doing before being abducted by aliens:
Occurred : 8/24/2013 01:00 (Entered as : 08/24/13 1:00)Reported: 8/26/2013 11:38:27 PM 23:38Posted: 8/30/2013Location: Edmond, OKShape: OtherDuration:15 minutesCraft comes out of lake, hovers over me then shoots up. Then converse with 3 human like beings.This past weekend I was spending some time out by Lake Arcadia. fraternity that I am a member of(which is part of a near by University) just finished having our back to school get together with some of our members. The location of the site was right by the shore of the lake.It was about one o'clock in the morning and I was the last one there and had been by myself for around thirty minutes. It was my responsibility that night to let no one drive back home while intoxicated and make sure the camp site was in good shape when we were done. As a result of my duties that night I was completely sober and had not been drinking or using any drugs.Right after I loaded the last bag of trash in the back of my truck I had this strange urge to look at the lake. The best way to describe that feeling was as if I had been day dreaming. There was nothing unusual going on out on then all of the sudden there was a bright glowing light under the water. At this particular distance I could tell exactly how large the circle was but it was big.The shape was circular and had a light green/yellowish glow with occasional pulsating reed and blue lights. I starred at it dumbfounded as it was moving slowly under the water from one side of the lake to the opposite side. The object moved from one side and back to the other two or three times for about five minutes then it stopped almost near the center of the lake. The object glowed brighter and brighter than shot straight out of the water and into the sky.After that I turned around and ran as fast as I could to my truck. Once I got to my truck I stopped and fumbled around in my pockets for a couple of seconds looking for my keys and seemingly out of no where a bright light appeared above and slightly behind me. I turned around to see what was behind me and there was was this giant ship. It wasn't a saucer shaped one that everyone talks about but it had more of a cake shape. It hand't landed but just hovered around twenty to thirty feet off the ground for a couple of seconds. Then shot back up into the sky.I turned back to my truck door and tried to unlock it when I caught something at the corner of my. I jumped back against the side of my truck and about 15 feet away stood three people staring at me that had not been there prior to this incident. There were two very attractive woman and one very tall man that was at least ten feet high. All of them had blonde hair that was almost white and blue eyes.They did not say anything to me directly but I heard one of the the woman's voice in my head. I know your probably thinking that I am crazy but it did happen. She said, "(my name) please do not be afraid. You have an important role to play if you would like to help us." I said out loud in a shaky voice "okay but I don't know how?" Then the woman said, "don't worry you will know in time." Right after she said that everything went black.Eventually I woke up around two thirty. Laying about thirty feet away from my last remembered position at the side of my truck.
Uhm, what's Wayne Coyne doing at Lake Arcadia and why is he posing as a frat boy on the Internet?
Ok, that's not Wayne Coyne. The person who wrote all that is way too dedicated to this. He/she came up with another fake encounter to verify their original fake encounter. Basically, it's an alibi lie.
Occurred : 8/24/2013 01:00 (Entered as : 08/24/13 1:00)Reported: 8/27/2013 6:31:34 PM 18:31Posted: 8/30/2013Location: Edmond, OKShape: OvalDuration:5 minutesUnderwater Light appeared shot up out of a lake and hovered then disappearedThis past saturday night I was at Lake Arcadia around 12:30-1:00 in the morning fishing for catfish. I was fishing out of this old Juan boat and there was absolutely no one else on the water. The only other people that I saw out there that evening was a group of 12 to 15 people around a fire on a campsite on opposite side of the like. Believe me, you could tell and hear that they were there. However there was no one at that site for a while before the sighting.I was getting ready to leave when about 60 to 75 yards behind me, a giant bright and glowing light appeared under the lakes surface. It was fairly large and had a light green color to it with a rhythmic flashing of red and blue lights.Then the light began moving from western side of the lakes shore to the eastern side and back to the other side a couple of times then it stopped almost near the center of the lake.At that moment, it grew brighter and slightly larger then shot straight up in the air and into the sky and seemingly disappeared for a couple of seconds and reappered hovering right over the campsite that I mentioned earlier and disappeared again. Then reappeared again maybe a minute later and shot up into the sky and went out of sight and I never saw it again.I drove my boat over to the site where the craft was hovering over as fast as I could get there. However, I did not recognize anything out of the ordinary. Just a white ford truck with several bags of trash in the bed and a couple other sitting beside it. I did not see any one by the truck or in the immediate area.
Now that's how you tell a fucking lie about UFOs! I'll take verified stories about Martian spacecrafts and Amazon alien women over anything involving a missing cat and boomerangs.
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