If you go to White Water tomorrow and hear Newsboys on the loud speakers, notice all the rafts are shaped like Ichthys and see girls swimming in jean dress swimsuits, don't be alarmed. It's just Christian Family Fun Day at our city's water park:
Well, that sounds like the most ridiculously fun thing ever. I wonder if they'll perform baptisms in the wave pool? Also, will James Lankford be there to bond with his base? If so, I guarantee you'll find him under an umbrella or drinking soda pop inside the Coral Reef Cafe. I heard if he gets too much sunlight he either melts, disintegrates or sparkles. It could be all three.