We're currently in the heart of May sweeps. It's the annoying time of the year when desperate reporters and even more desperate new directors stoop to the lowest of lows to bring in viewers. Most of the time, the stories they run are your typical over-sensationalized, fill in the blank, fear driven pieces, like "12 Hidden Dangers Found Inside Your Microwave," "How To Tell If Your Teen Is Sexting the Sexual Predator Who Might Be Hiding In Your Attic Right Now," and "Watch Amanda Taylor Annoy Some Country Musician."
Occasionally, though, reporters go outside the typical box of fear, paranoia and shitty interviews and produce a story that's so ridiculous that it just has to be watched. KFOR's Lance West is one of those reporters, and his story on Channel 4 tonight looks like one of those reports. Here's a preview sent to us by an Ogle Mole: