The Sweet 16 comes to a close today with match-ups from the West Region. One of the games involves Kevin Durant battling a missing kangaroo. That should have been the plot to Thunderstruck.
Here are the match ups!
(1) Kevin Durant vs. (12) Lucy Sparkles
(2) Kristin Chenoweth (3) Bibi Jones
A basketball player, a singing actress, a porn "star" and a dead kangaroo all walk into a bar. You figure out the rest.
Vote!
(1) Kevin Durant
Conference: Oklahoma City Thunder Superstars
Who He Is: Forward for the OKC Thunder; One of the biggest names in the NBA.
Biggest Strengths: Is to basketball what The Lost Ogle is to Obscure Local Social Blogs.
Biggest Weaknesses: Thunderstruck is to movies as The Lost Ogle is to Ryan Tate’s ego.
Last Game: Defeated (8) The Thunder Girls 399-170
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(12) Lucy Sparkles
Conference: Coyote Grub
Who It Is: Lost Kangaroo
Biggest Strengths: Hopping.
Biggest Weaknesses: Not hopping fast enough.
Last Game: Defeated (13) Vanity Perkins 340-225
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(2) Kristin Chenoweth (3) Bibi Jones
(2) Kristin Chenoweth
Conference: Tiny Human Spitfires
Who She Is: Oklahoma native who sings, acts, dances and makes people feel weird at the Oscars.
Biggest Strengths: Has got Carrie Underwood’s pipes packed in to half the Underwood.
Biggest Weaknesses: Can’t get that thing off the fridge. Again. Why’d you put it up there if you know damn well you can’t reach it?!
Last Game: Defeated (10) Dean Blevins 415-147
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(3) Bibi Jones
Conference: On Again Off Again Pornstars
Who She Is: OKC born porn star born in a year you probably remember (1991)
Biggest Strengths: Can get your trailer hitch chrome free in no time. Golf ball stuck in your garden hose? She can handle that too.
Biggest Weaknesses: Modesty.
Last Game: Defeated (6) Tiffany Tatro 297-267
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