Your work week is half over, unless you're the dancing kid with the Little Caeser's Pizza sign at 122nd and Rockwell. From what I can tell he works a seven day shift, twelve hours a day. If you are that kid, kudos for totally owning that job. This dude dances like he doesn't realize he's little more than a bus stop bench with a pulse. He gets paid to do what tons of silly sorority girls pay someone to let them do at clubs in Bricktown every weekend.
Here's your Ogle Madness VI: Southeast Region- Lower Bracket match-ups!
(6) Cardboard Jim Traber vs. (11) Landry-Hand Jones
(3) Jessica Schambach vs. (14) Video Vigilante
(7) Wes Welker vs. (10) Sparkle Titsworth
(2) Good Russell Westbrook vs. (15) Josh Cockcroft
View the match-ups and vote after the jump. And in case you missed it, vote for the upper half of the region here.
(6) Cardboard Jim Traber vs. (11) Landry-Hand Jones
(6) Cardboard Jim Traber (Seen above with Sally Kern)
Conference: Cardboard Blowhards
Who he is: The coolest cardboard cutout in the world
Biggest Strengths: Just like real Jim Traber, you can't get him wet after midnight.
Biggest Weaknesses: His wife, Cardboard Julie Traber, wants us to leave him the fuck alone.
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(11) Landry Hand-Jones
Conference: Athletes Who Don't Realize Being Married Isn't Why You Become an Athlete
Who he is: Former University of Oklahoma Quarterback
Biggest Strengths: Chin hair cultivation
Biggest Weaknesses: Making a play against quality competition.
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(3) Jessica Schambach vs. (14) Video Vigilante
(3) Jessica Schambach
Conference: Local News Vixens
Who she is: Anchor on KOCO 5
Biggest Strengths: Ignoring Paul Folger's wandering eyes.
Biggest Weaknesses: Is on a newscast no one I know watches.