Your work week is half over, unless you're the dancing kid with the Little Caeser's Pizza sign at 122nd and Rockwell. From what I can tell he works a seven day shift, twelve hours a day. If you are that kid, kudos for totally owning that job. This dude dances like he doesn't realize he's little more than a bus stop bench with a pulse. He gets paid to do what tons of silly sorority girls pay someone to let them do at clubs in Bricktown every weekend.
Here's your Ogle Madness VI: Southeast Region- Lower Bracket match-ups!
(6) Cardboard Jim Traber vs. (11) Landry-Hand Jones
(3) Jessica Schambach vs. (14) Video Vigilante
(7) Wes Welker vs. (10) Sparkle Titsworth
(2) Good Russell Westbrook vs. (15) Josh Cockcroft
View the match-ups and vote after the jump. And in case you missed it, vote for the upper half of the region here.
(6) Cardboard Jim Traber vs. (11) Landry-Hand Jones
(6) Cardboard Jim Traber (Seen above with Sally Kern)
Conference: Cardboard Blowhards
Who he is: The coolest cardboard cutout in the world
Biggest Strengths: Just like real Jim Traber, you can't get him wet after midnight.
Biggest Weaknesses: His wife, Cardboard Julie Traber, wants us to leave him the fuck alone.
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(11) Landry Hand-Jones
Conference: Athletes Who Don't Realize Being Married Isn't Why You Become an Athlete
Who he is: Former University of Oklahoma Quarterback
Biggest Strengths: Chin hair cultivation
Biggest Weaknesses: Making a play against quality competition.
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(3) Jessica Schambach vs. (14) Video Vigilante
(3) Jessica Schambach
Conference: Local News Vixens
Who she is: Anchor on KOCO 5
Biggest Strengths: Ignoring Paul Folger's wandering eyes.
Biggest Weaknesses: Is on a newscast no one I know watches.
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(14) Video Vigilante
Conference: Super Creepy People
Who he is: Guy who stalks and films hookers, writes Urban Spoon reviews, and wants to be an Ogle Mole.
Biggest Strengths: Managed to lose weight but look worse.
Biggest Weaknesses: Other than filming hookers all day? I...I don't know.
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(7) Wes Welker vs. (10) Sparkle Titsworth
(7) Wes Welker
Conference: Famous Football Players Born In Oklahoma City
Who he is: Denver Broncos Player
Biggest Strengths: Was a Patriot now a Bronco. An additional $7 million a year will do that.
Biggest Weaknesses: Is making less money in Denver than anyone who owns a dispensary.
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(10) Sparkle Titsworth
Conference: Thousandaires With Awesome Names
Who she is: Awesomely named Oklahoma City woman who won a bunch of 7-11 free gas
Biggest Strengths: Her name.
Biggest Weaknesses: Impending car troubles.
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(2) Good Russell Westbrook vs. (15) Josh Cockcroft
(2) Good Russell Westbrook
Conference: Good Version of Humans Named Russell Westbrook
Who he is: Elite point guard for the Oklahoma City Thunder
Biggest Strengths: Would probably help you up if you fell down.
Biggest Weaknesses: There's a good chance he's the one who made you fall.
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(15) Josh Cockcroft
Conference: Oklahoma State Lawmakers Who Want To Make Oklahoma Awful
Who He Is: State rep who wants to kill the Arts in Oklahoma
Biggest Strengths: Can write a bill that irks an entire community of people.
Biggest Weaknesses: Wants to eliminate funding for arts programs. That's horrible.
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