Ogle Madness VI is just like cockfighting. The only difference is that liberal fat cats haven't made Ogle Madness VI illegal...yet! Cockfighting was legal in this state until about ten years ago. That's right. It was legal to make two unassuming, small brained, animals fight each other with tiny razors on their little cock hands, or whatever they're called. I know what they're called, I just wanted to type "cock-hands." They're called "chicken hooves." I was home schooled so I'm probably wrong.
Now that we can't have cockfights in this state anymore, you'll have to wield your strategic fight powers by voting in Ogle Madness VI. Who's up today in our Northeast Region Lower Bracket? Here's a look.
(6) "Jeeeffff. Corndog!" vs. (11) Constance Johnson