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Warning: Del City is cracking down on massage parlors

2:13 PM EST on January 9, 2013

If I were ever to create a profile like this guy (and hopefully I'm never that desperate), my headline would read:

Handsome pseudoanonymous Internet celebrity and trivia host with the immune system of a newborn

Yeah, in case you care, I'm sick...again. This time I apparently have the flu, which is different than the cold / sinus infection / bronchial infection I came down with in November, and different than the cold / sinus infection / bronchitis I'm probably going to get in mid-March to early April.

Seriously, I get sick at least three times a year. Usually a cold around Halloween, some sort of flu in the winter, and then a cold again in the Spring. Is this normal? I know I could prevent the flu by getting a shot, but why screw with tradition.

Anyway, because I'm sick I really don't feel like writing anything important today, here's a News 9 report on a massage parlor crackdown in Del City. I thought this was pretty funny when I watched it last night. - Oklahoma City, OK - News, Weather, Video and Sports |

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