April 2012 was a good month. Well, unless you hired Colombian hookers and were part of the Secret Service. I'm not sure I blame them. See those girls above? They're the Davalos Twins. They're Colombian models. From the looks of it, they are the best thing to come out of Colombia that you can't snort. Good job Colombia. And the slightest of empathy for Secret Service guys.
None of that has anything to do with what follows. What's that? A complaint? No. That's what I thought.