Here are some tweets that OKC Thunder back-up center Hasheem Thabeet and Dean Blevins sent out regarding the news:
Okay, those tweets are fake. You see, I used up all my Christina Fallin marriage, annulment and divorce jokes six months ago and couldn't think of any new ones to write, so I went with the made-up tweet route instead. Sure, it's kind of lazy, but who would have thought her second marriage would be shorter than the first? I didn't conserve any material or plan ahead for that.
I did ask around the Ogle Mole Network to see what happened, and apparently the Smith - Fallins were not a very happy household. The couple and Smith's 14-year-old son lived in a two bedroom, one bath apartment above the Pachinko Parlor Sara Sara cupcakes on 9th Street. The cramped spaces and abundant supply of overrated sushi led to a very short honeymoon period. Christina apparently didn't want to change her partying ways, and Eric Smith, well, he's just a weirdo who makes shitty cupcakes.
Anyway, I guess we should wish both Fallin and Smith the best of luck. Divorce sucks, even if you were married for less than six months and it feels more like a normal break-up than an actual divorce. Hopefully they both learned several lessons, with the most important one being to not elope in Arkansas with some eccentric weirdo hipster that you barely know.