I've watched one full season of American Idol. It was the one when Carrie Underwood beat the southern rocker dude in the finals. I suffered through it because I was married at the time and watching American Idol was one of things confused and conforming married men did to make life tolerable. Oh well, at least Carrie Underwood was hot.
I've also owned one Aerosmith CD. It was 1993's Get a Grip. I bought the CD because I was 15 and really didn't know what good music sounded like. Plus, I had a major crush on Alicia Silverstone, which has now been retroactively ruined thanks to the video of her chewing up food and spitting it into her kid's mouth. Oh well, at least Liv Tyler became a hot elf.