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Reason #4,762 not to live in El Reno: Brown Water

2:42 PM EST on November 7, 2012

So, I was surfing the web for an image to accompany this post about brown water spewing out of faucets in El Reno. I first googled "brown water." After looking at a couple of pics I quickly closed my browser and stabbed my eyes with needles. After recovering from that, I googled "El Reno." This pic was the fourth Google image result:

Hey, it's a redneck El Reno girl in a swimsuit holding a sign in a blizzard! Yeeeeeehaw!!! She's kind of stripper/country hot, but that's still cool. Trust me, it sure beats looking at images of brown water.