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Happy Election Day, Moles

In honor of Election Day and our country being one of the few places in the world where you're allowed to vote, we're going to take the day off at The Lost Ogle. In fact, the entire TLO team will be volunteering at various voter precincts, so if you see one of us out and about, be sure to say "Hi!"

Okay, most of that was a lie. We're going to have some posts up later and I'm not sure if anyone's volunteering. Also, I'm aware people can vote in other countries. It's Election Day and I guess I'm feeling a little patriotic or something.

When you get a chance, come back and read our other posts. Also, please don't forget to vote. That's a pretty stupid thing to do. Although "forgetting" to vote is not as bad as "choosing" not to vote. Please don't be that person. Yes, I know it sucks to live in a state where your presidential vote doesn't seem to matter, but don't use it as an excuse. Wait in line, fill in the arrows, and then get your "I Voted" sticker. You'll be happier than Wayne Coyne with a 20-year-old when you do.

Anyway, for those of you who made it this far, here's an election treat for you. I hope you enjoy it:

I'm sorry. That was terrible. I really don't have a treat. Now go vote.

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