No matter who you are or what you do, there are some days on the calendar that are guaranteed to suck. They happen every year at around the same time and everyone hates them. Here are the five worst:
1. Tuesday following Memorial Day
2. Tuesday following Labor Day
3. Monday after Daylight Savings Time begins
4. Monday after Thanksgiving break
5. Monday after Daylight Savings Time ends
Yeah, so today is the fifth worst regularly scheduled day of the year. I say "regularly scheduled" because you never know when the Thunder are going to make a bad trade or when you're going to wake up after drinking six lunch boxes.
In an effort to cheer you up, I'm posting some pics of an amazing Ninja Turtle costume that Derick Winsett from Shawnee made from scratch for Halloween. Is it a week old? Yeah. Has it made the Internet rounds? Yes. Do I care? No, because today is the fifth suckiest day of the year and you need to forget that it will dark at 5:30.
Here's are a couple of pics and video of the finished product:
Here's a video:
Yeah, that's pretty cool. My only complaint is that he chose Michelangelo. He was my least favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. The best one was Raphael. The dude could throw swords. Plus, I'm pretty sure he banged April.
Anyway, the Chive has a about a million photos detailing how Derick made the costume. You should probably check it out. While you're there, look at photos of random hot college chicks. It totally beats replying to that work email.
Also, if you know Derick, will you have him contact us? We have an idea for a costume called Jabba the Traber. Maybe he can help us make it. Now get back to your sucky day.
