Editor's Note: Please welcome Dante Jordan to the obscure local social blogging neighborhood. Dante's a local stand up comedian and YouTube star. He's also Black. That means we have one more Black writer than The Gazette. Go us!
So Patrick The Hat Trick (just made that up) hit the kid up on Twitter and said, and I quote, "You know, it's about time we add a black contributor to The Lost Ogle." And I thought to myself "Yeah...I guess I'm ready to be TLO's Jackie Robinson." Then he hit me with the idea and I thought to myself "Hmmm. Yeah...I guess I'm ready to be TLO's Tyler Perry." And I’m going to type this exactly how I would say it so you can catch the true essence behinds these truths. So here we go.