Greetings from Las Vegas. That's right, Patrick guilt tripped me away from the Texas Hold 'em tables and demanded that I write a post for today. Actually, that's not true. I'm here on a business trip, and after two awesome days of debauchery, I'm spending the rest of this week doing grown up things like wearing a business suit, talking to old people, and going to bed at 8:00 Vegas time.
I know, it's really sad and depressing that my job requires me to spend about six full weeks out of the year in Sin City. I probably spend more time in the Venetian than you do at church, your lake cabin, and your in-law's house combined. This pretty much makes me an expert on all things exorbitant, thus very qualified to give the casinos in Oklahoma a few tips on how to be even more successful. Check them out after the jump.