Originally I planned on starting this post with a pic of Courtney Cox and a joke about how all the cougars from Baker's Street are making their way to South Oklahoma City in search of 12-year-old boys, but I decided against it because it's lazy writing. It's also stereotypical and inaccurate. Just because a woman goes to Baker's Street doesn't make her a cougar. It just means she's easy.
Anyway, a f*cking mountain lion was recently spotted outside a trailer park in far southwest Oklahoma City. News 9 was on the scene to tell us about it: