If you read this site frequently enough, you're probably aware that Channel 4 news vixen Joleen Chaney likes watermelons. This is primarily because watermelons are sweet and delicious, and because Joleen hails from Rush Springs, Oklahoma, the self-proclaimed "Watermelon Capital of the World."
If you need further proof of Joleen's obsession with our state's official vegetable (seriously), you can do what Clark Matthews does three times a day and stare at that picture above. I think it's of JoJo and her BFF Bobbie Miller in some sort of watermelon heaven. It will either make you want to eat a watermelon, give birth to a watermelon or have a witch turn you into a bale of hay.