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This guy shot himself in the penis with a handgun

9:36 AM EDT on July 17, 2012

Yesterday, I stopped by the Braum's drive-thru for lunch. I ordered my usual: a Number One with cheese, no mayo, no pickles, add ketchup, with an unsweet iced tea. When I got home and checked my order, everything looked correct. The burger came with cheese, it didn't have any pickles or mayonnaise, and the fries seemed fresh. It was a successful Braum's visit!

Or so I thought.