So, I was about to set down in front of my computer and write about how we are finalists in a couple of categories in the Gazette's "Best of OKC" and how you should probably go vote for us, but how it doesn't really matter because the thing is stupid and rigged, but then I saw this tweet from Joleen Chaney:
What's this you say, Joleen? You found a picture on Emily Sutton's blog that deserves a caption contest. Well let me check out this picture and see if I can help.
Yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhh, this may be a case of "watch what you wish for." I'm sure a caption contest would be fun and everything, but some of the captions may be, uhm, inappropriate and vile.
Anyway, if you have a caption for the photo above that you wouldn't feel awkward saying in front of your mom, leave it in the comments section. If you don't want to do that and would rather just look at pictures we've shamelessly stolen from Emily Sutton's blog, do that below:
I'm not sure what's going on in this picture. Apparently Emily Sutton is a Level 4 illusionist who's mastered they art of making nasty yellow fruit blocks (pineapple ?) float in the air. Or she's a warlock.
One thing Emily Sutton doesn't get enough credit for is all the volunteer work she does for the homosexual community. Seriously, she's like the Kathy Griffin of Oklahoma City. Flamboyantly gay men from Oklahoma City love her!