The locker room experience is synonymous with many-a-poignant moment in the coming of age for any high school student. For boys, it's where you discuss which teachers are sexy, learn what a BJ is, and brag to your friends about all of the pretend sex you're having. For girls, it's where you develop body image issues, figure out who stuff their bra, and crucify other girls for all of the pretend sex they're having.
Yes, ever since I watched my first John Hughes movie, I knew that the locker room is where sexy things happen. However, the raunchy moments usually have more to do with naughty things teens say, and less to do with any action that takes place. Don't worry mom, George Lopez didn't get arrested. This is Howard Harjo, and he admitted to videotaping the girls he coached in the locker room.