Every couple of weeks we come up with 10 possible headlines you may see in the Oklahoman or on some local news website in future. There's a strong possibility that three or four of them may come true.
Here are this week's 10 Oklahoma headlines from the future:
10. March 14, 2015: Matt Pinto diagnosed with acute schizophrenia
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9. December 6th, 2016: Instead of remodeling, City Bites announces it's just going to wait for its interior decorating to become cool again
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8. August 18, 2023: Galen Culver determines Oklahoma is not a great state or what
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7. August 18, 2013: The Journal Record reports they are out of CEO's to admire
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6. March 2, 2017: Mark Rodgers finally wins a race
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5. December 31, 2012: Hot tub at Governor's Mansion sets record temperature of 122-degrees.
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4. May 18, 2012: Illegal sex act interrupted by crazed, camera-wielding man in South Oklahoma City
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3. May 20, 2020: Sally Kern assaults terrorist sleeper cell near 39th and Penn
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2. June 11, 2019: Drugged Dean Blevins heard masturbating during Total Dominance Hour
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1. October 3, 2021: Steve Lackmeyer weds historic Automobile Alley
