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Oklahoma Headlines from the Future!!! (1)

7:30 AM EDT on May 3, 2012

Welcome to our newest feature. It's called "Oklahoma Headlines from the Future." Every couple of weeks, we'll share with you ten possible headlines you may see in The Oklahoman over the next 1 - 200 years. We hope you enjoy them.

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May 2, 2018: Oklahoma Senate votes to give human rights to exceptionally well-trained dogs.

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February 2, 2015: Brandon Weeden to purchase controlling interest in Air Comfort Solutions.

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October 12th, 2013: Chesapeake Energy reveals that secret fracking fluid is actually Papa John's Garlic Sauce.

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April 15th, 2015: BoBo's chicken to open 'totally ironic' second location at Classen Curve.

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November 13, 2022: Newly elected Oklahoma City Mayor Sweet Brown getting tired of all the cold pop references.

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January 11th, 2016: Thunder guard James Harden injures shoulder after tripping over own beard again.

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July 9th, 2022: Oklahoma Gazette employees tell Bill Bleakley about the Internet.

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July 8th, 2017: Edmond leaders celebrate the 100th closing of a restaurant at 33rd and Broadway.

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April 4th, 2016: Scientists successfully clone "less-snooty" version of Liz Dueweke.

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June 1, 2012: Aubrey McClendon begins new career as Whole Foods cashier.

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