It's the moment we've all be waiting for. Let's meet the five hottest women in the Oklahoma City Media as chosen by our esteemed panel of influential Ogle Moles. That panel includes:
• Gary England
• Brad Henry
• Aubrey McClendon
• Larry Nichols
• Frank Keating
• Bob Funk
• Cliff Hudson
• Cardboard Jim Traber
• Hellen Ford Wallace
Anyway, let's literally check out that top five. And in case you missed the earlier parts of this countdown, here are links to 20 - 16, 15 - 11, and 10 - 6.
5. Tiffany Tatro
Reporter, KOKH Fox 25
Earlier today, we wrote that Lauren Nelson was more pretty then hot. Well, Tiffany Tatro is more hot than pretty. I would say there's about a 67-percent chance that she's either been in a rap video or a wet t-shirt contest and won them both. She's the type of girl who other girls dislike because she's hotter than them and knows it. When you bring her home to mom, your mom then tells you it's time to get a real job and take life more seriously. Basically, Tiffany Tatro is awesome!
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4. Deeda Payton
Anchor/Reporter, KOKH Fox 25
Deeda is probably ranked a couple of spots too high, but what can I say, I'm partial to blondes with big...smiles.
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3. Emily Sutton
Meteorologist, KFOR Channel 4
Emily Sutton is by far the most popular girl in the Oklahoma City media. She totally dominated Ogle Madness V, she received a 90% approval rating, and even dreamed about us. I'm not sure what that last thing has to do with her being popular (and hot), but it's probably worth mentioning.
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2. Joleen Chaney
Anchor/Reporter, KFOR Channel 4
Hey, she may be dating a dude who works in medical sales, but Joleen Chaney is still hotter than dynamite. In any other market she would be the runaway hottest woman in the media. The again, not many other markets have...
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1. Liz Dueweke
Morning Anchor, KOKH Fox 25
Yeah, Liz Dueweke takes herself too seriously, is very of lame, and lacks a sense of humor. Plus, we've heard that she desperately wants out of the Oklahoma City market, but... she's hot. In fact, she's super hot. She could melt the sun. You could see a picture of her in fancy magazine and not think twice about it. Too bad she's dating this douche schnozzle.
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Anyway, that's it for this year's countdown. We'd like to congratulate all of the ladies who made the list. We'll enjoy watching you, uhm, report the news or something over the next year, or until you get a break and move on to a bigger market.