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Ogle Madness V Final Four: (2) Carrie Underwood vs. (3) Good Russell Westbrook

I tried to find a picture of an epic battle. I kind of succeeded in that my brain is battling my body's desire to poke my eyes out from the epic douchery in that picture above. We'll see who wins.

This is the final match up before Monday's championship game.

 (2) Carrie Underwood vs. (3) Good Russell Westbrook

So you can vote for a semi-moody basketball bad ass or a hot young blonde singer. Vote like I do and base your decision on which of the two drinks more Ozarka. If Russell's house from the commercial is any indication this should be an easy decision. Then again if you piss off the girl she'll jack your truck up with a bat. You make the call!


(2) Carrie Underwood vs. (3) Good Russell Westbrook

(2) Carrie Underwood

Conference: Women Who Won’t Give Me The Time Of Day

Who She Is: Country Singer

Biggest Strengths: Her enormous lung capacity.

Biggest Weakness: Brent Skarky won’t stop writing her.

Last Game: Defeated Kristen Chenoweth 364-352


(3) Good Russell Westbrook

Conference: OKC Thunder Players 

Who He Is: Guard for the OKC Thunder 

Biggest Strengths: Athletic ability 

Biggest Weakness: Passing to the team’s best player.

Last Game: Defeated Gary England 362-278


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