Oklahoma native Chuck Norris isn't included in the bracket because (insert lame ass Chuck Norris joke here). Who is included? These people.
(1) Gary England vs. (5) Lauren Nelson
(3) Good Russell Westbrook vs. (11) Devon Tower
Vote after the jump and don't clog the comments section with your own Chuck Norris jokes. Enough. Seriously. I've had it.
(1) Gary England vs. (5) Lauren Nelson
(1) Gary England
Conference: People Who Might Be Or Probably Are God
Who He Is: KWTV 9 Weather Legend
Biggest Strengths: Has managed to protect all in harm’s way by way of Val, the Gentner and divine intervention
Biggest Weakness: N/A
Last Game: Defeated The Oklahoma Earthquake 367-286
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(5) Lauren Nelson
Conference: Former Miss Americas Doing Local News
Who She Is: Former Miss America and KWTV 9 reporter.
Biggest Strengths: Her hard hitting investigative journalism. Nah. Her looks!
Biggest Weaknesses: Her newscast is not the greatest.
Last Game: Defeated Blake Griffin 343-313
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(3) Good Russell Westbrook vs. (11) Devon Tower
(3) Good Russell Westbrook
Conference: OKC Thunder Players
Who He Is: Guard for the OKC Thunder
Biggest Strengths: Athletic ability
Biggest Weakness: Passing to the team’s best player.
Last Game: Naked Woodward Golf Chick 339-313
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(11) Devon Tower
Conference: Huge Ass Towers
What It Is: A huge ass tower.
Biggest Strengths: Is a huge ass tower.
Biggest Weakness: Looks like the world’s largest beard trimmer.
Last Game: Beat BJ Wexler 332-321
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