Our loyal legion of female fans sometimes get a little frustrated with our unbalanced coverage of hotness. They point to pictures of hot news chicks, porn stars and even scantily clad college girls and scream "Where are the pictures of hunky men?! Where are those six-pack abs and muscly arms?! Where's Kelly Ogle taking off his shirt and drinking a Diet Coke at a construction site?!"
Well, ladies, today is your lucky day. Stop your complaining and meet the reporters who will be manning the new energy beat for The Oklahoman. They are hot and they mean business!
OK, I was kidding...I think. I'm a heterosexual man so I'm not sure if these dudes are hot or not. Maybe they are if you're into guys who look like they are about to greet you as you walk into the showroom of Knippelmier Chevrolet or Mathis Brothers. And the guy on the left doesn't seem to have a neck. Marissa is totally into guys without necks.
Anyway, maybe I should focus on an interesting angle to the this story of hotness. The Oklahoma has created an energy beat! Hooray! From the totally free NewsOK.com: