Earlier this morning we posted the match-ups from the Northeast region. Now we have battles for the Midwest Region! Ignore the piercing blue eyes of the hillbilly pile of sexy in that picture and check out who's up:
(1) Joleen Chaney vs. (4) Wayne Coyne
(3) Emily Sutton vs. (2) Olivia Munn
After you towel-off from getting eye-banged by that picture above, vote!
(1) Joleen Chaney vs. (4) Wayne Coyne
(1) Joleen Chaney
Conference: Super Hot News Vixens
Who She Is: KFOR Reporter
Biggest Strength: Her tenacious local news veracity. Kidding. Looks.
Biggest Weakness: No longer within hugging distance of Bobbie Miller
Last Game: Defeated Patrick's dog Rowdy 522-190
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(4) Wayne Coyne
Conference: Psychedelic Band Leaders
Who He Is: Lead Singer For the Flaming Lips
Biggest Strengths: Awesome Music / Hair / Human Hamster Ball Aficionado
Biggest Weakness: We get it. You guys are crazy. Uh oh! More Glitter! So artistic!
Last Game: Defeated Blake Shelton 389-310
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(3) Emily Sutton vs. (2) Olivia Munn
(3) Emily Sutton
Conference: Super Hot Weather Vixens.
Who She Is: KFOR Weather Girl / Thunder Anthem Singer / Girl Next Door
Biggest Strength: Avoiding Bob Barry Jr.’s dressing room “Parties”
Biggest Weakness: Not my wife
Last Game: Defeated OU Tramp Stamp Girl 605-107
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(2) Olivia Munn
Conference: Super Hot And Unattainable Women
Who She Is: Actress / Author / Spencer Hick’s Favorite Person
Biggest Strength: Princess Leia bikini
Biggest Weakness: Instant nerd arousal
Last Game: Defeated Bob Barry Jr. 556-150
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