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Ogle Madness V: Midwest Region Sweet Sixteen

8:05 AM EDT on March 21, 2012

[Updated Bracket]

Earlier this morning we posted the match-ups from the Northeast region. Now we have battles for the Midwest Region! Ignore the piercing blue eyes of the hillbilly pile of sexy in that picture and check out who's up:

(1) Joleen Chaney vs. (4) Wayne Coyne
(3) Emily Sutton vs. (2) Olivia Munn

After you towel-off from getting eye-banged by that picture above, vote!

(1) Joleen Chaney vs. (4) Wayne Coyne 

(1) Joleen Chaney

Conference: Super Hot News Vixens

Who She Is: KFOR Reporter

Biggest Strength: Her tenacious local news veracity. Kidding. Looks.

Biggest Weakness: No longer within hugging distance of Bobbie Miller

Last Game: Defeated Patrick's dog Rowdy 522-190

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(4) Wayne Coyne

Conference: Psychedelic Band Leaders

Who He Is: Lead Singer For the Flaming Lips

Biggest Strengths: Awesome Music / Hair / Human Hamster Ball Aficionado

Biggest Weakness: We get it. You guys are crazy. Uh oh! More Glitter! So artistic!

Last Game: Defeated Blake Shelton 389-310

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(3) Emily Sutton vs. (2) Olivia Munn

(3) Emily Sutton

Conference: Super Hot Weather Vixens. 

Who She Is: KFOR Weather Girl / Thunder Anthem Singer / Girl Next Door 

Biggest Strength: Avoiding Bob Barry Jr.’s dressing room “Parties” 

Biggest Weakness: Not my wife

Last Game: Defeated OU Tramp Stamp Girl 605-107

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(2) Olivia Munn

Conference: Super Hot And Unattainable Women 

Who She Is: Actress / Author / Spencer Hick’s Favorite Person 

Biggest Strength: Princess Leia bikini 

Biggest Weakness: Instant nerd arousal

Last Game: Defeated Bob Barry Jr. 556-150

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