Today we featuring game from the Southeast Region. This has been, by far, been the most unpredictable region in Ogle Madness V with three double-digit seeds advancing to the second round. Here are the match-ups:
(1) Gary England vs (8) Oklahoma Earthquake
(4) Blake Griffin vs. (5) Lauren Nelson
(11) Devon Tower vs. (14) BJ Wexler
(3) Good Russell Westbrook vs. (10) Naked Woodward Golf Chick
p.s. - We heard a rumor that if BJ Wexler wins he'll show the always edgy Cinderella next Friday. Granted, the rumor came from Clark Matthews, but maybe it's worth something.
(1) Gary England vs (8) Oklahoma Earthquake
(1) Gary England
Conference: People Who Might Be Or Probably Are God
Who He Is: KWTV 9 Weather Legend
Biggest Strengths: Has managed to protect all in harm’s way by way of Val, the Gentner and divine intervention
Biggest Weakness: N/A
Last Game: Defeated (16) Milk on Milk 429 - 80
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(8) Oklahoma Earthquake
Conference: Reasons People Fear Oklahoma
What It Is: A fucking earthquake.
Biggest Strength: 5.6
Biggest Weakness: Shattered my Star Trek plate collection.
Last Game: Defeated (9) Al Eschbach 363 - 146
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(4) Blake Griffin vs. (5) Lauren Nelson
(4) Blake Griffin
Conference: NBA Bad Asses With Oklahoma Ties
Who He Is: L.A. Clippers Power Forward
Biggest Strengths: Kia Leaper
Biggest Weakness: Isn’t wearing a Thunder jersey
Last Game: Defeated the (16) OKC Chamber Commercial Singers 400 - 109
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(5) Lauren Nelson
Conference: Former Miss Americas Doing Local News
Who She Is: Former Miss America and KWTV 9 reporter.
Biggest Strengths: Her hard hitting investigative journalism. Nah. Her looks!
Biggest Weaknesses: Her newscast is not the greatest.
Last Game: Defeated (12) Aubrey McClendon 382 - 125
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(11) Devon Tower vs. (14) BJ Wexler
(11) Devon Tower
Conference: Huge Ass Towers
What It Is: A huge ass tower.
Biggest Strengths: Is a huge ass tower.
Biggest Weakness: Looks like the world’s largest beard trimmer.
Last Game: Defeated (6) Matt Kemp 463 - 188
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(14) BJ Wexler
Conference: People On OETA Who Aren’t Lawrence Welk
Who He Is: Host Of OETA’s Movie Club
Biggest Strengths: Happiest person standing next to a popcorn machine in history.
Biggest Weakness: Does not have his own movie channel.
Last Game: Defeated (3) Mary Fallin 520 - 140
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(2) Good Russell Westbrook vs. (10) Naked Woodward Golf Chick
(2) Good Russell Westbrook
Conference: OKC Thunder Players
Who He Is: Guard for the OKC Thunder
Biggest Strengths: Athletic ability
Biggest Weakness: Passing to the team’s best player.
Last Game: Defeated (15) Banned Jenni Carlson T-Shirt Coffee Mugs 438 - 204
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(10) Naked Woodward Golf Chick
Conference: Women Who Should Stay Dressed
Who She Is: Some woman who got naked at a golf course.
Biggest Strengths: Taking clothes off.
Biggest Weakness: Blinding strangers.
Last Game: Defeated Dean Blevins 505 - 152
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