Here's the second round match-ups for the Midwest Region.
(1) Joleen Chaney vs. (9) Patrick’s Dog Rowdy
(4) Wayne Coyne vs. (5) Blake Shelton
(3) Emily Sutton vs. (6) OU Tramp Stamp Girl
(2) Olivia Munn vs. (7) Bob Barry Jr.
Have fun and vote after the jumpity jump.
(1) Joleen Chaney vs. (9) Patrick’s Dog Rowdy
(1) Joleen Chaney
Conference: Super Hot News Vixens
Who She Is: KFOR Reporter
Biggest Strength: Her tenacious local news veracity. Kidding. Looks.
Biggest Weakness: No longer within hugging distance of Bobbie Miller
Last Game: Defeated the Diffee Kids 531 - 39
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(9) Patrick’s Dog Rowdy
Conference: Adorable Canines
Who He Is: Patrick’s Best Friend
Biggest Strength: Knows who every Ogle mole is.
Biggest Weakness: Scared of thunder
Last Game: Defeated Linda Cavanaugh 379 - 178
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(4) Wayne Coyne vs. (5) Blake Shelton
(4) Wayne Coyne
Conference: Psychedelic Band Leaders
Who He Is: Lead Singer For the Flaming Lips
Biggest Strengths: Awesome Music / Hair / Human Hamster Ball Aficionado
Biggest Weakness: We get it. You guys are crazy. Uh oh! More Glitter! So artistic!
Last Game: Defeated Chris Harrison 382 - 188
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(5) Blake Shelton
Conference: Large Piles of Handsome Married To Miranda Lambert
Who He Is: Country Star / Judge on The Voice
Biggest Strengths: Looks / Handles Chair Spinning With Ease
Biggest Weakness: Vest Heavy Wardrobe / From Ada
Last Game: Defeated the Pioneer Woman 409 -161
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(3) Emily Sutton vs. (6) OU Tramp Stamp Girl
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(3) Emily Sutton
Conference: Super Hot Weather Vixens.
Who She Is: KFOR Weather Girl / Thunder Anthem Singer / Girl Next Door
Biggest Strength: Avoiding Bob Barry Jr.’s dressing room “Parties”
Biggest Weakness: Not my wife
Last Game: Defeated Ralph Shortey 622 - 34
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(6) OU Tramp Stamp Girl
Conference: Fair Going Hotties
Who She Is: The classiest lady on planet Earth.
Biggest Strength: That stool.
Biggest Weakness: Tattoo choices.
Last Game: Beat Tom Coburn 384 - 258
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(2) Olivia Munn vs. (7) Bob Barry Jr.
(2) Olivia Munn
Conference: Super Hot And Unattainable Women
Who She Is: Actress / Author / Spencer Hick’s Favorite Person
Biggest Strength: Princess Leia bikini
Biggest Weakness: Instant nerd arousal
Last Game: Defeated Steve Lackmeyer 523 - 157
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(7) Bob Barry Jr.
Conference: Sportscasters Who Are Flattop Enthusiasts
Who He Is: KFOR Sports Fella
Biggest Strength: I don’t know buddy, why don’t you tell me?
Biggest Weakness: Not allowed within 300 feet of Emily Sutton
Last Game: Defeated Jim Inhofe 469 - 170
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