Happy Hump Day! Best midweek treat since LOST was a thing. So who's up for the battle today?
(1) Gary England vs (16) Milk on Milk
(8) Oklahoma Earthquake vs. (9) Al Eschbach
(4) Blake Griffin vs. (13) OKC Chamber Commercial Singers
(5) Lauren Nelson vs. (12) Aubrey McClendon
Remember, you've got 24 hours to vote. We'll post the lower bracket at noon today. In case you care, here's the Ogle Madness bracket.
Let's get Ogle Madnessing!
(1) Gary England vs (16) Milk on Milk
(1) Gary England
Conference: People Who Might Be Or Probably Are God
Who He Is: KWTV 9 Weather Legend
Biggest Strengths: Has managed to protect all in harm's way by way of Val, the Gentner and divine intervention
Biggest Weakness: N/A
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(16) Milk on Milk
Conference: Lousy Bands With Lousy Names
Who They Are: Some entitled kid's idea of art.
Biggest Strengths: Are not Color Me Badd
Biggest Weakness: Proof money doesn't equal quality
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(8) Oklahoma Earthquake vs. (9) Al Eschbach
(8) Oklahoma Earthquake
Conference: Reasons People Fear Oklahoma
What It Is: A fucking earthquake.
Biggest Strength: 5.6
Biggest Weakness: Shattered my Star Trek plate collection.
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(9) Al Eschbach
Conference: Least Assuming Sports Authorities
Who He Is: Sports Animal Radio Host
Biggest Strengths: Putting up with Traber
Biggest Weaknesses: Lending his name to restaurants
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(4) Blake Griffin vs. (13) OKC Chamber Commercial Singers
(4) Blake Griffin
Conference: NBA Bad Asses With Oklahoma Ties
Who He Is: L.A. Clippers Power Forward
Biggest Strengths: Kia Leaper
Biggest Weakness: Isn't wearing a Thunder jersey.
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(13) OKC Chamber Commercial Singers
Conference: Paid Singers? Really?
Who They Are: People who sing about where our city is going.
Biggest Strengths: Rhymed "yet" with "it" unnoticed.
Biggest Weakness: Makes me almost like Tulsa.
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(5) Lauren Nelson vs. (12) Aubrey McClendon
Conference: Former Miss Americas Doing Local News
Who She Is: Former Miss America and KWTV 9 reporter.
Biggest Strengths: Her hard hitting investigative journalism. Nah. Her looks!
Biggest Weaknesses: Her newscast is not the greatest.
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(12) Aubrey McClendon
Conference: Frackin' MoFos
Who He Is: CEO of Chesapeake
Biggest Strength: Employing some of the best people on the planet to work at the best company in the world.
Biggest Weakness: Paying me off to say nice things about him.
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