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Ogle Madness: First Round, Southeast Region (Lower Bracket)

12:00 PM EDT on March 14, 2012

Lunchtime on a Wednesday? Lower bracket time for Ogle Madness! Who's in a battle to the death today? Oh, by death I mean most poll votes. Calm down.

(6) Matt Kemp vs. (11) Devon Tower
(3) Mary Fallin vs. (14) BJ Wexler
(7) Dean Blevins vs. (10) Naked Woodward Golf Chick
(2) Good Russell Westbrook  vs. Banned Jenni Carlson T-Shirt Coffee Mugs

You can vote for 24 hours. Only 24 hours. After that 24 hours your life has no purpose. Sorry. Just the way it goes.

(6) Matt Kemp vs. (11) Devon Tower

(6) Matt Kemp

Conference: Celebrities Who Don’t Punch Rihanna 

Who He Is: L.A. Dodger 

Biggest Strengths: Home runs and stolen bases. 

Biggest Weakness: Sketchy basketball tournament hijinks.


(11) Devon Tower

Conference: Huge Ass Towers

What It Is: A huge ass tower. 

Biggest Strengths: Is a huge ass tower.

Biggest Weakness: Looks like the world’s largest beard trimmer.



(3) Mary Fallin vs. (14) BJ Wexler

(3) Mary Fallin

Conference: Sub-par Governors 

Who She Is: Governor, State Trooper Aficionado 

Biggest Strengths: First Oklahoma female governor. 

Biggest Weakness: Wants to pull funding from OETA.


(14) BJ Wexler

Conference: People On OETA Who Aren’t Lawrence Welk 

Who He Is: Host Of OETA’s Movie Club

Biggest Strengths: Happiest person standing next to a popcorn machine in history.

Biggest Weakness: Does not have his own movie channel.



(7) Dean Blevins vs. (10) Naked Woodward Golf Chick

(7) Dean Blevins

Conference: Supertan Sports Reporters 

Who He Is: KWTV 9 Sports Director

Biggest Strengths: Has won two more Emmys than Bob Newhart, Phylicia Rashad and George Clooney. Combined.

Biggest Weakness: Likes to phone and pee at the same time.


(10) Naked Woodward Golf Chick

Conference: Women Who Should Stay Dressed 

Who She Is: Some woman who got naked at a golf course.

Biggest Strengths: Taking clothes off. 

Biggest Weakness: Blinding strangers.



(2) Good Russell Westbrook  vs. Banned Jenni Carlson T-Shirt Coffee Mugs

(2) Good Russell Westbrook

Conference: OKC Thunder Players 

Who He Is: Guard for the OKC Thunder 

Biggest Strengths: Athletic ability 

Biggest Weakness: Passing to the team's best player.


(15) Banned Jenni Carlson T-Shirt Coffee Mugs

Conference: Mugs That Make You Queasy

Who It Is: A mug that prompted the Oklahoman to send us a "cease and desist" letter

Biggest Strengths: The mug now weights 30 pounds less and looks 30 years older than it did. 

Biggest Weakness: Can’t purchase it.



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