Lunchtime on a Wednesday? Lower bracket time for Ogle Madness! Who's in a battle to the death today? Oh, by death I mean most poll votes. Calm down.
(6) Matt Kemp vs. (11) Devon Tower
(3) Mary Fallin vs. (14) BJ Wexler
(7) Dean Blevins vs. (10) Naked Woodward Golf Chick
(2) Good Russell Westbrook vs. Banned Jenni Carlson T-Shirt Coffee Mugs
You can vote for 24 hours. Only 24 hours. After that 24 hours your life has no purpose. Sorry. Just the way it goes.
(6) Matt Kemp vs. (11) Devon Tower
(6) Matt Kemp
Conference: Celebrities Who Don’t Punch Rihanna
Who He Is: L.A. Dodger
Biggest Strengths: Home runs and stolen bases.
Biggest Weakness: Sketchy basketball tournament hijinks.
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(11) Devon Tower
Conference: Huge Ass Towers
What It Is: A huge ass tower.
Biggest Strengths: Is a huge ass tower.
Biggest Weakness: Looks like the world’s largest beard trimmer.
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(3) Mary Fallin vs. (14) BJ Wexler
(3) Mary Fallin
Conference: Sub-par Governors
Who She Is: Governor, State Trooper Aficionado
Biggest Strengths: First Oklahoma female governor.
Biggest Weakness: Wants to pull funding from OETA.
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(14) BJ Wexler
Conference: People On OETA Who Aren’t Lawrence Welk
Who He Is: Host Of OETA’s Movie Club
Biggest Strengths: Happiest person standing next to a popcorn machine in history.
Biggest Weakness: Does not have his own movie channel.
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(7) Dean Blevins vs. (10) Naked Woodward Golf Chick
(7) Dean Blevins
Conference: Supertan Sports Reporters
Who He Is: KWTV 9 Sports Director
Biggest Strengths: Has won two more Emmys than Bob Newhart, Phylicia Rashad and George Clooney. Combined.
Biggest Weakness: Likes to phone and pee at the same time.
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(10) Naked Woodward Golf Chick
Conference: Women Who Should Stay Dressed
Who She Is: Some woman who got naked at a golf course.
Biggest Strengths: Taking clothes off.
Biggest Weakness: Blinding strangers.
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(2) Good Russell Westbrook vs. Banned Jenni Carlson T-Shirt Coffee Mugs
(2) Good Russell Westbrook
Conference: OKC Thunder Players
Who He Is: Guard for the OKC Thunder
Biggest Strengths: Athletic ability
Biggest Weakness: Passing to the team's best player.
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(15) Banned Jenni Carlson T-Shirt Coffee Mugs
Conference: Mugs That Make You Queasy
Who It Is: A mug that prompted the Oklahoman to send us a "cease and desist" letter
Biggest Strengths: The mug now weights 30 pounds less and looks 30 years older than it did.
Biggest Weakness: Can’t purchase it.
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