Ahhh snap! It’s time for you to go to lunch. Or go ahead and vote in the latest round of Ogle Madness. Either way, you’re probably gonna end up gassy and sad.
Here’s the battle list for this round!
(6) OU Tramp Stamp Girl vs. (11) Tom Coburn
(3) Emily Sutton vs. (14) Ralph Shortey
(7) Bob Barry Jr. vs. (10) Jim Inhofe
(2) Olivia Munn vs. (15) Steve Lackmeyer
You’ve got 24 hours to vote. After that, you’ll just cry and cry because you didn’t vote.
(6) OU Tramp Stamp Girl vs. (11) Tom Coburn
(6) OU Tramp Stamp Girl
Conference: Fair Going Hotties
Who She Is: The classiest lady on planet Earth.
Biggest Strength: That stool.
Biggest Weakness: Tattoo choices.
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(11) Tom Coburn
Conference: People Who Are Easy Daily Show Punchlines
Who He Is: GOP Senator/Doctor/Supercuts Customer
Biggest Strength: Has made me laugh more times than Jon Stewart.
Biggest Weakness: Has made me cringe more times than the OU Tramp Stamp Girl.
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(3) Emily Sutton vs. (14) Ralph Shortey
(3) Emily Sutton
Conference: Super Hot Weather Vixens.
Who She Is: KFOR Weather Girl / Thunder Anthem Singer / Girl Next Door
Biggest Strength: Avoiding Bob Barry Jr.’s dressing room “Parties”
Biggest Weakness: Not my wife
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(14) Ralph Shortey
Conference: Mouth-Breathing State Senators
Who He Is: District 44 State Senator
Biggest Strength: Creating nonsensical bills
Biggest Weakness: Can call himself senator
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(7) Bob Barry Jr. vs. (10) Jim Inhofe
(7) Bob Barry Jr.
Conference: Sportscasters Who Are Flattop Enthusiasts
Who He Is: KFOR Sports Fella
Biggest Strength: I don't know buddy, why don't you tell me?
Biggest Weakness: Not allowed within 300 feet of Emily Sutton
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(10) Jim Inhofe
Conference: Earth Hating Senators
Who He Is: Senior Oklahoma Senator
Biggest Strength: Can look super creepy in almost every picture taken of him
Biggest Weakness: Writes books on things he knows very little about
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(2) Olivia Munn vs. (15) Steve Lackmeyer
(2) Olivia Munn
Conference: Super Hot And Unattainable Women
Who She Is: Actress / Author / Spencer Hick’s Favorite Person
Biggest Strength: Princess Leia bikini
Biggest Weakness: Instant nerd arousal
(15) Steve Lackmeyer
Conference: One Of Fourteen Full Time Employees The Oklahoman Has Left
Who He Is: Writer?
Biggest Strength: Gets to it in the Dark Tower and write about buildings
Biggest Weakness: Gets paid to write about and is probably aroused by buildings
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