If that headline made no sense, then congratulations, you and I can totally be friends. To get our friendship started, I’m going to do a nice thing and try to explain the headline to you without vomiting all over my computer. Here’s what you need to know:
1. Toby Keith is a country music legend from Moore who has achieved international fame for performing cliché’ country music tunes about being a blue-collar redneck. He’s also made news for his outspoken political views and support of Sooner athletics. He loves bars, grills and Ford.