Some people light candles and reach for scented massage oils to get them in the mood for a little passion play. Cosmopolitan suggests playing Rihanna's latest single and performing a sexy striptease. In this day and age, feather boas, whipped cream, nurse costumes, or leather belts are not uncommon props known to awaken carnal desires. I'm not here to judge what gets another person in the mood for some sexy time, but when your fetishes include exposing yourself and slowly lurching towards an unsuspecting civilian, know that you're vulnerable to becoming the laughing stock of Tulsa county.
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