2011 Oklahoma State Fair Photo Contest: Semi-Finals (2 of 2)
10:33 AM EDT on October 4, 2011
Yesterday, we posted the first 10 photos from our annual State Fair Photo Contest. Today we bring you the other half. View the pics, possibly laugh, and vote for your three favorites after the jump. The top two move along to finals that will be unveiled on Monday.
p.s. - Before you vote, remember that these are real photos email to us by our readers. The reader who submits the winning photo will be treated to a dinner for four to Deep Fork Grill on N. Western.
Uhm, what is Proposition Joe doing at the State Fair of Oklahoma? Is he hiding from Omar? Is he about to have a meeting with Marlow? Or is that really just Jason Whitlock?
Gold for Cash
Call me crazy, but I would bet the key to that woman's heart is gold plated and located on the end of a long chain. Seriously, that's the blingiest outfit I've ever seen. She makes Mr. T look humble and reserved. Her farts probably smell like a Lil Wayne song.
Lady in Red
Before you laugh, remember this lady is probably somebody's grandma or aunt and that some poor soul had to install the chain attached her belly button. Now that you're aware of those things, go ahead and laugh away.
Also, what do you think the woman is thinking about in this photo? I would say it's either "I wish I had a new Mustang," "Why is this person photographing me," or "This corn dog is giving me gas."
I knew about weird shoes, butwhen did it become fashionable for emo kids to dress up like medieval characters from 1950's Disney cartoons and visit the state fair? I thought they just pouted in their rooms all day, listened to Dashboard Confessional and fantasized about being in Beetlejuice sequels.
I have an idea for a reality show that's a lot like "Intervention." It would be called "You Really Shouldn't Dress Like That." This girl would be in the pilot.
"Boomer Sooner" on my back
Notice how the dude standing next to her is wearing a burnt orange shirt? I don't know if they were together, but if they were, I kind of like that girl. In other news, the University of Oklahoma just sued her for copyright infringement and brand defamation.
Motorboat at the Fountain
I personally feel it would be a little awkward to have my mom rub my head while she was being motor-boated. Then again, I'm the same guy who came up with a plan for a business called "Rent a Midget." Who am I to judge.
One of Everything
If this gentleman were to roll up in a Western Sizzlin' parking lot, Mackie McNear and Craig Humphreys would sound alarms, lock the doors and hide in the walk-in freezer.
American State Fair Gothic
Yeah, it's always nice to see the family from "Where the Red Fern Grows" make it out to the state fair. I'm happy that they were able to experience technological marvels like soft serve ice cream, cell phones and Scooby Doo balloons.
The Girl with the Red Creepy Creature Tattoo
Skin tight animal print shorts. Check. Oversize backpack with umbrella. Check Check. Creepy tattoo of an evil monster gnome on your leg to scare children and Catholics. Not cool.
Seriously, what is that thing? It kind of looks like the douche bag from Star Wars that ratted out Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Mos Eisley Spaceport, but that creature's name was Garindan. If you walk into a tattoo parlor and ask for a Garindan tattoo, I'm pretty sure they can arrest you.
Remember, you can vote for your three favorites below. And if you want to vote for and view the other 10 semi-finalists, click here.