We have obtained this video through the Ogle Mole Network. It displays the wrath of Gary England:
Jump. Back. Loretta. That's the coolest thing I've seen since Clark Matthews' showed me his vintage collection of Vampire erotica.
Man, Gary looked pissed. Just imagine how that little staffer felt after being scolded by him. This would be my reaction:
1. Relief. He didn't make you disintegrate on the spot. That's nice.
2. Grief. I get all sad and disappointed when I upset my Grandma. I can't imagine what it would be like to upset Gary. I would rank it somewhere between the time you stole gum from a grocery store and a late-term abortion.
3. Fear. Once you realize that you upset Gary England you will probably live your life in constant fear of rain, lightning and being crushed by a mountain of teacup sized hail.
Anyway, I wonder what Gary said to the person to make News 9 cut the audio. Rumor has it that Gary dropped a four letter word that rhymes with "Duck," but I'm not sure if I buy that. It was probably something more like "I'll keep you advised, bitch" or "Suck my doppler radar" instead.
