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This is what happens when Hooker slaps Beaver…

7:30 PM EST on January 31, 2011

The screen shot below is from the High Plains Daily Reader.  They need to win an award for immaturity, wit and dick jokes:

You know, ever since we ranked the top 10 Awesomest Oklahoma Town Names back in 2008, we’ve been patiently waiting to cross the “Hooker Slaps Beaver” headline off our bucket list.  Now all we need is Bushyhead to nip Bowlegs.  Or perhaps Slapout to knock off Pussyville.  Any of those things would be awesome.

Also, whoever writes the headlines for the High Plains Daily Reader needs a promotion…immediately.  Either that or maybe the Oklahoma City Friday should hire him.  Then it may finally be worth reading.

p.s.- Yeah.  Pussyville doesn’t exist, but it would be cool if it did.  Other than a Mathis Brother, who wouldn’t want to visit a town called Pussyville?

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