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Have a happy and erect holiday season…

8:14 AM EST on December 15, 2010

Remember when you were a kid and your parents would read to you the tale of "Santa and the Erect Happy Slide" on Christmas Eve?  I don't either, but someone in Yukon sure did. 

Via the Ogle Mole Network: 

"Have you guys seen this? That's Santa sliding down some sort of "tower" at Yukon's Christmas in the Park."

How much do you want to bet that person who designed this Christmas light spectacle is the same lady who accidentally painted an 18-inch cock on Jesus' abdomen? Either that or 19 year old stoned kid who's still laughing his ass off. Neither would surprise me.

Anyway, I wonder what Jim Inhofe thinks about this. Since it's is at "Christmas in the Park," I'm sure he loves it. If this thing was called "Holiday in the Park," he'd probably say that Santa is a terrorist and having to slide away from "alleged" global warming.

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