Halloween is only a few weeks a way. If you still haven't decided what you're going to be, we've come up with some ideas. The first couple are below, the rest are after the jump.
Oklahoma Earthquake Survivor
This is the Halloween costume for those who don't want to dress up for Halloween. Just wear normal clothes and that's it. However, you will need to tell everyone exactly what you were doing during the earthquake. If you're at a party, you'll also need to yell "Did you feel that?" and then walk outside and for some reason stare at the sky.
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Adam Mertz
This is another easy costume. Just wear a polo shirt that's about three sizes too small and walk around with a microphone and a copy of the Alchemist. If you have a hot girlfriend, have her dress up like Liz Dueweke and boss you around.