Yesterday, an Ogle Mole emailed us this picture of Channel 4 weatherman David Payne. It was originally posted on Twitter by Channel 4 morning anchor Ali Meyer. The tweet had something to do with David being on Twitter.
Yeah, I didn't notice anything odd about the picture at first either, but then the Ogle Mole wrote:
Here's my burning question of the day: is that a cell phone in his pants, or is he just happy to see her?
A few seconds after reading that, I threw up in my mouth.
Anyway, I guess we should help out our Ogle Mole and try to answer some questions. Does David Payne have a cell phone awkwardly positioned in his pants? Does this photo explain why Scott Hines is always following David around? And what does Bob Barry Jr. think about all this? Is he jealous? Speculate away.