Last night, Harry Johnson finished last in the Republican Primary for Oklahoma House District 5. He only received 686 votes. I think 600 of those votes came from people with a sense of humor as juvenile as ours, 85 came from his friends and colleagues, and 1 came from Haywood Jablome.
As a tribute to Mr. Johnson and his failed bid for epic greatness, watch the video above. It's pretty funny. It's so funny that I think we should collaborate with this guy on future videos. What do you think?