After baseball size hail smashed up Matthews Manor, contractors scoured our neighborhood drumming up business. My poor wife, who was at home during maternity leave (and now because her employer doesn't understand how FMLA works) has to fight off door-to-door roof salesmen--while dealing with a collicky newborn--that seem to multiply like cockroaches in the pizza box Chad uses for a pillow.
If only we could decide which company should get our insurance check, things would be so much easier! But, anyone we use has to proclaim they are a Christian in the most self-serving way possible. If they aren't conservative or Oklahoman, we can't use them. Plus, if choosing them to drive nails into my house will assist secular-socialism, it is a dealbreaker.