Here's a good trivia question for you. Name the only person to be named a "Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May" and a "Hot Guy a Day in the Month After May."
The answer is Van Shea Iven.
Van Shea (or is it just Van?) is a former KFOR Channel 4 sports reporter and the founder of the Oklahoma High School Sports Express. OHSSE covers a lot of high school sports that people don't care about, like wrestling, golf and cross country. OHSSE also has a terrible logo.
Anyway, we first included Van Shea as a HGADITMOF because we thought he looked a lesbian who really likes sports. We also thought that he kind of sounded like a lesbian when he talked. Clark Matthews assumed he peed like a lesbian, too, but I don't think that's true.
All that being said, Van Shea is actually a red blooded, All American, heterosexual male. In fact, we have heard through the Ogle Mole network that Van Shea was quite the Casanova in high school and college. I'm not sure where he went to high school, but I'll assume it was a very small school. Regardless, because girls like or liked Van Shea, we'll assume he's hot. We'll also go on the record and say he pees like a man. That should keep us from getting sued.
