This is Christi Schambach. Like many college seniors, Christi has a dream. Unfortunately, like most of those college seniors, her dream is to be a reality television star.
Having never watched a single episode of either The Bachelor or The Bachelorette, I can't make any real jokes about it outside of jokes I have heard others make. So rather than talking about Cardboard Jim offering her a rose, I'll just ask that you support this sister cousin of a local news anchor who has a restraining order against Patrick in achieving her goal. Whatever that means.
