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If I was a conservative, 55-year-old, Reagan-era Republican, there's a pretty good chance that I would think Mary Fallin was hot. Then again, if I was a conservative, 55-year-old Reagan-era Republican, I'd probably just watch "Dancing with the Stars" all day, wear jean shorts and be scared of blow jobs. That doesn't sound very fun.