Since we already know that Joleen Chaney is hot, here are some partially true fun facts about her:
"¢ Joleen hails from Rush Springs, Oklahoma, and holds the local record for most watermelons (3) ate eaten by a hot chick in one hour.
"¢ Joleen Chaney was the reason KFOR switched to HD.
"¢ State Rep Joe Dorman has attempted to pass legislation that requires all men who do not think Joleen Chaney is hot to get a vaginal ultrasound. The legislation didn't make it out of committee.
"¢ Joleen Chaney is a big fan of Jesse Jane.
"¢ Joleen Chaney will not accept our Facebook friend request. Weird, huh?