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Ogle Madness: West Region – Lower Bracket

8:00 PM EDT on March 18, 2010

With today's voting, the first round of Ogle Madness will conclude.  The actual tournament known as "March Madness" is only getting started just today...with March more than half over.  Slackers.

(6) Jesse Jane vs. (11) Clark Matthews

About Jesse Jane:

Conference: Flesh

Who she is: Porn Star

Biggest Strength: Hot fans.

Biggest Weakness: Uhm"¦her acting skills.

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About Clark Matthews:

Conference: Lost Ogles

Who he is: Perpetual candidate for world's greatest human being

Biggest Strength: Modesty

Biggest Weakness: Recognizing his own weaknesses

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(3) Kelly Ogle vs. (14) Larry Jones

About Kelly Ogle:

Conference: Actual Ogles

Who he is: The Ogle who most embraces the nepotism he benefitted from.

Biggest Strength: Ripping off his dad's segment.

Biggest Weakness: Being hip.

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About Larry Jones:

Conference: Disgraced Philanthropists

Who he is: Founder and long time leader of Feed the Children

Biggest Strength: Feeding children

Biggest Weakness: Explaining his cache of pornography

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(7) Regular Jim Traber vs. (10) Dave Morris

About Regular Jim Traber:

Conference: Fans of TheLostOgle.com

Who he is: Loudmouthed jerk and purveyor of recycled insults

Biggest Strength: Breaking in baseball mitts

Biggest Weakness: Realizing when he's being made to look a fool on Twitter

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About Dave Morris:

Conference: Douchebags with Hot Chicks

Who he is: The face of NewsOK.com

Biggest Strength: Fooling 28% of our readers

Biggest Weakness: Hanging out with hobbits

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(2) Mayor Mick vs. (15) FOGzie

About Mayor Mick:

Conference: Mayoral Demigods

Who he is: The man behind Oklahoma City now being "Big League"

Biggest Strength: Long term planning/Vision

Biggest Weakness: Blowing out chump competition/FOGzie

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About FOGzie:

Conference: Lame marketing gimmicks

Who he is: A friend of sewer pipes all over the city

Biggest Strength: Raising awareness for some cause or something

Biggest Weakness: Originality

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