I know today is a slow news day, but the top headline currently up at NewsOK is kind of ridiculous.
Here's a little tip to the editors at NewsOK. If you're going to provide top headline coverage to the retirement of a band that peaked in 1984, have some fun with the headline. Write something like "Winds of Change: Scorpions to Call it Quits" or "Rocked Like a Hurricane, Scorpions End Long Career." Hell, even try putting an ALSO in front of the headline. We know you've done that before.