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Breaking News: Newschannel 4 has anal cancer

6:47 AM EDT on May 18, 2009

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According to report at Yahoo.com (see the screen shot above), Anal Cancer has been discovered at Oklahoma's Newschannel 4.  We are still waiting on an official statement from the news channel, and Clark Matthews is investigating what role, if any, Bob Barry Jr. had in the diagnosis process.  Stay with The Lost Ogle throughout the day as we keep you updated on this breaking news development.
 
Update:  Apparently, Newschannel 4 doesn't have Anal Cancer.  Instead, they went with "Anal Cancer" as a headline for one of the stories on their  website.  Call me crazy, but doesn't this smell like a bad ratings ploy?

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