A few days ago, a loyal reader sent us some pictures of this house in South OKC. The house, to be more specific, is located in the "Haystack in Countryplace subdivision, between May & Penn."
Yeah. I don't know about you, but the last time I saw a peace sign that big I was hallucinating off magic mushrooms at Piedmont Lake. Seriously, if you look close enough, you can see pot smoke spew from the chimney with great care.
Anyway, I know that Christmas is supposed to be a time of peace and happiness, but these hippies are taking things too far. Peace signs are for John Lennon, not Christmas lights. That's why I prefer to celebrate my Christmases with church-going Republicans. Not only do they make sure the season is filled with rampant consumerism, but they also give us nativity scenes, Santa's sleigh and binge drinking at company Christmas parties. There are no cheesy peace signs when you hang with them. And that's exactly how it should be.